Sherlock: Mummy, this is John.
Mrs. Holmes: … Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: … Brilliant.
A follow up to this post
SHE NEEDS TO BE MUMMY.
THIS. THISHSIHHHSIT. JJASHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS THISTHISTHISTH .
This would be adorbs.
Poured out so much beer and cider. We’d had this one case here for a year anda half, at least- that was the expiration date. People just bring their own beer for the party. I also chucked many expired sodas.
I love you so much
More reason to be hella gay for Tina Fey.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone